North American Association of Unaccredited Colleges and Universities

[J]

http://www.geocities.com/kl3434us/index.html

Methinks this one isn't altogether serious... :D

[Jabbezzz]

Methinks this one isn't altogether serious... :D

Why would you think this agency isn't serious or legitimate? :confused:

[J]

Why would you think this agency isn't serious or legitimate? :confused:

Oh...I dunno... :D

Let's start with http://www.geocities.com/kl3434us/oversight.html where you'll find such luminaries as the Sultan of the Internet Knife Fighting College (that is really scary...) and the Master and Commander of the National Ninja and Bounty Hunting College. And someone I've come across before - Dr. Phil MacCracken....hmmm....He's in charge of Alabama Pacific, which makes the following promise:

http://www.geocities.com/kl3434us/APUc.GIF

We also see links to fine institutions such as the American School of Science (yes, it does use its acronym) - "telephone temporarily disconnected" at http://www.geocities.com/kl3434us/american.html and Franklin University of Central Kentucky: http://www.geocities.com/kl3434us/franklin.html (photo captioned "May Not Be Actual Location"). They have a virtual baseball team (http://www.geocities.com/kl3434us/franklin.html#STUDENT%20LIFE:).

And here's a snappy sample lesson from Tagoma Institute of Tie-Kwan-Doh:

A SAMPLE LESSON:
Step One: Place hands free option on cellphone and attach to your face.
Step 2: Find a random person.
Step 3: Battle them.
Step 4: We talk you through it.
Step 5: You tell us what you learned.

Something tells me this is perhaps not going to make you into the next Bruce Lee, but it will set you back $14.99 a minute.

And then there's NUTS (the National University and Technical School). We learn from their site http://www.geocities.com/kl3434us/nuts.html

"Presently NUTS is closed due to financial reasons. We hope to be operating again starting in August 2012.

This school apologizes to the students who received their diplomas written on napkins."

Someone has spent a long time on this elaborate gag; it wasn't wasted :lol: